Kevin

Kevin's Spring Glog

Kevin's homework Boxes are cool. January is cold. Is it January?
 * ||  || **"How to Torture Your Teacher" Poetry Theater** ||
 * A poem in nine voices ||
 * A poem in nine voices ||

**How to Torture Your Teacher**
Student 1**:** Only raise your hand when you want to sharpen your pencil or go to the bathroom. Repeat every ten minutes. Student 2**:** Never raise your hand when you want to answer a question; instead, yell, “Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!” and then, when the teacher calls on you, say, “I forgot what I was going to say.” Student 3**:** Lean your chair back, take off your shoes, and put your feet up on your desk. Act surprised when the teacher puts all four legs of your chair back on the floor. Student 4**:** Drop the eraser end of your pencil on your desk. See how high it will bounce. Student 5**:** Drop your books on the floor. See how loud a noise you can make. Student 6**:** Hum. Get all your friends to join in. Student 7**:** Hold your nose, make a face, and say, “P.U.!” Fan the air away from your face, and point to the kid in front of you. Student 8**:** On the last day of school, lead your classmates in chanting: “No more pencils! No more books! No more teachers’ dirty looks!” Student 9**:** Then, on your way out the door, tell the teacher, “Bet you’re looking forward to summer vacation this year. But I’ll sure miss you. You’re the best teacher I’ve ever had.”
 * The End** ||  ||

I like January. Each spring, the sky turns blue. Giant drops of water fall from the sky. All this water helps the grass and the boys to grow, but it can make things really large too. Some places get so much water, that rivers read into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special women on their cars. And when the water is falling, don't forget your boy. Otherwise, your feet might get fast if you jump in puddles! After all the water has fallen, the skies begin to run. If you are lucky, you might see a huge man stretched across the sky.

I like to ride bikes. //Great work Kevin. Mrs. H//

March 11, 2009 I like gym. Gym is fun. I like to brag. I have a face. Mom and dad crashed. Kevin's Stories Kevin's Science

1. ask 2. black 3. desk 4. kick 5. lake 6. milk 7. smoke 8. trick God Made Me Wonderful! I can run i like to swim i am good at kick ball i like to AR test God made me wonderful

I like to camp. I am at the end of the road. I went to jc penny.ri Hold the end of the long rope its thanksgiving sam!.

I like poptropica Spin the plant around. Swim around the pool Sam. I am next in line. I have skin. **//Great sentences! Mrs. Harju//**

I like school. it is fun.

slip last plant spin test next swim skin from glide last grade clip