Jokes

//** 2nd Graders -- Share your favorite jokes with us! Remember to sign your name**//
Why did the chicken cross the road? ......... To get to the other side. ........ Mrs. Harju why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?..........................she had such bright students!............Maeve why did the egg get ice cream? ........because he was excellent (egg-cellent) in his science test ..................maddie how do you stop a bull from charging?........take away his credit card.......maddie what is thin,white and scary?............................homework!.....................................maeve //Good one Maeve! ......Mrs. Harju // //what is a monkey that has 4 .................................................................................. monkey 4 maddie// why did the skeleton cross the road?...........to get to the body shop........Calvin what did the math book say to the story book?..............................I have a lot of problems!......maeve how does a mule open a barn?............a don..Key!!!!.........................Calvin How do you doubole your money$?.............................Fold it........................................Calvin What ocean did noah not cross?.......................the ARC-TIC....................................................................................cALVIN THREE ROBBERS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE.ONE ROBBER HID IN A BARREL. THE OTHER HIDES IN A BARREL. AND ONE CLIMBS INTO A POTATO SACK. WHEN THE POLICE START TO INVESTIGATE,THEY FIRST CHECK IN A BARREL.THEY HEAR A DOG BARKING. THEY GO TO THE NEXT BARREL. THEY HEAR A CAT MEWING.THEN THEY WALK OVER TO THE POTATO SACK. THEY HEAR:POTATO, POTATO,POTATO.............................................................................................................cAlVIN what is black and white and red all over...................................newspaper...............................................................................cALVIN if a snake had feet,what would you call them?.................snakers instead of sneakers!.........maeve what is a monkey that has 4 legs...monke 4 .................................................................clare what kind of tic tac toe would tacky the penguin play?..........................tic Tacky toe!..............an original by maeve

Jenna:Yulk yulk yulk Seth:Wat's wromg? jEnna:For 1 you speled wrong incorrectly it's speled** mailto:!#@$%**.But** **for 2 my rom is mese!! Seth:Wat's so bad abot that? Jeennnnna:My mom-Ah saz it has 2 b clen!Yulk YUlk Yulk YULK!!!!!!!!!!!...............cAllllllllllvin** hOW do u get riD of homewerk?.......................THROW IT A AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!............................... caivin //Good one Calvin! ......Mrs. Harju //
 * what do you call a with toes?..........................................a toe truck..........................cALVIN //cAlVin// what is green and smells like paint?............................................Green Paint!!!!!...........//__cAlVin__//

did the T-rex cross the rode bcose the chicin had A day off........................................................calvin

  what did the alien say to the gas pump take your finger out of your ear when i am talking to you..................KAtttttttie

What is black and white and it is in the newspaper?.....................................................................A zebra. Connor :)

Why do we were sweaters because we are (sweaters) (get it sweaters) like you are really hot............................ katie weis*

**These jokes are from last year. Enjoy reading them!**
Why was six afraid of seven?............because seven ate (eight) nine.....Luke __Why__ did the chicken __not__ cross the road............. because he was too __chicken__ by __regan //**How do bees get to school?.......................................................By school buzz!...........................................................Mrs. Harju
 * What kind of shoes do mice wear?..............................__Squeakers__ .......................................................................Nicole***

How do the fish get to school? .................................................By octobus!....................................................................Mrs. Harju

What do you call a bird that lives at the bay?.......................... ...A bagel ....................................................................... Bella

Knock. knock. Who's there?.............Boo.....Boo who?.......You didn't have to cry about it ............................................ Emma Why did the skeleton cross the road?........................................He didn`t the dogs ate him.............................Nicole What does a dog say when he gets excited?.......bow wow!!!............................................................................Alec

why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and c ross back..................bacause he was a double dirty crosser.....................Alec**// What does a hurricane say to the island ................I got my eye on you...............Nicole knock. knock. who's there......................water.........water who?...................water you doing here..................................Katheine. Where do Fish sleep?.......................................in a water bed.........................Nicole. Why did the skelaten cross the road.................................to get to the Body Shop..............................Katherine. How do pigs get to the hospital?....................................................................................................Hambulance.......................................................Katherine. What do you call a cow with no legs?...............................................Ground Beef............................................maddie
 * //What did one owl say to an other owl...............................Owl call you.......................................Bella//**